Warning – this is an angry rant … rude words used
I have a VISA card with HSBC and I get paid monthly. It’s a real pain in the arse getting paid monthly because the payment date for the credit card falls on the 30th of each month. I often get slugged overdue fees. Doesn’t matter that I am a regular payer. Despite having all the data their in front of them they just fine me.
So I rang them twice last month only to be told that my payment date couldn’t moved. I rang a third time cause I was convinced that was bullshit and a lady told me they could actually change the payment date but “we can’t change it over the phone though”.
Oh yeah, that’s right, you are happy to discuss in full my complete financial details including activating new cards but can’t move a payment date. What the fuck was I thinking? Aren’t you recording this phone call anyway? Can’t you use that as authorisation?
So I had to send fax. “All sorted” I thought, payment date changed to the 2nd of each month to allow me enough time to BPay it.
So I paid about $1800 off on Tuesday but then today get a phone call. This is basically how it went …
HSBC - This is just a courtesy call to check that you have made your payment.
Me – Yes I made a payment on Tuesday for $1800
HSBC – Oh OK, it isn’t showing up yet but the payment date was the 30th but BPay takes 3 days to come through.
Me – Then shouldn’t you call me after the 3 days if the BPay doesn’t come through?
HSBC – As I said, this is just a courtesy call.
Me – Seems pointless if it isn’t suppose to arrive at your end until tomorrow.
HSBC – As I said, this is just a courtesy call.
At this point it was anything but courteous for me. In fact it was a down right pain in the arse.
Me – Anyway, I changed my payment date a month ago to be the 2nd of each month.
HSBC – We have no record of that. Oh hang on, here is a note on your file. Yes, it says that you had requested a change and that we asked you to fax us a request.
Me – I did that
HSBC – There is no record of us receiving it. Do you still have a copy?
Me – No, I expect you to look after it.
HSBC – Well you will need to check your statement because …
Me – Are you gonna ring me like this every month cause it seems pointless if you are going to ring me every month inside the BPay payment window and even when the payment date is today and not the 30th. You can see all my payment history there right?
HSBC – Yes
Me – Considering I pay the same time each month, and I have paid like this for year, then what did you think I would say when you rang to ask if I had paid?
HSBC – We weren’t sure, as I said at the start, this is a courtesy call.
Me – Seems pointless to me.
HSBC – Well sir, if you feel that way …
Click – I hung up.
Here’s a tip HSBC … READ MY FUCKIN CUSTOMER FILE BEFORE RINGING ME AND WASTING MY TIME. It was anything but courteous. Maybe if you read the files before calling then you would have noted that I had requested a change of payment date. If the change hadn’t arrived at your end then you could have rung and asked if I had faxed it or if something went wrong. In fact, you’ve had 4 or 5 weeks to fuckin action it!
Don’t fuckin ring me and ask where your payment is when a) The payment date is today, and b) even if the payment date was still the 30th then it would fuckin turn up at your end until tomorrow.
Fuckin clown.
Maybe I need to get a new credit card provider?
BTW – If someone from HSBC reads this then I am more than happy to have a calm conversation with you about this.



